Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath
*hysterical crying and screaming*
yeah yeah I got a 30 pound obese dachshund who pisses herself and rolls on her back anytime you say bath
their enthusiasm just pisses me off
I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.
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I will wear what I want.
I will get tattoos if I want.
I will wear makeup if I want.
I will dye my hair if I want.
I will pierce whatever I want.
I will shave what I want.
I will lose weight if I want.
I will gain weight if I want.
I will have sex if I want.